Hours after announcing his divorce, Skid Row singer Sebastian Bach did the only thing you can do in that situation -- get drunk and sing "Don't Stop Believing" ... while some chick tries to suck on your face.It all went down New Year's Eve at some dive bar in Jersey -- Bach belts out the best rendition of Journey's classic drunk song we've ever heard ... while some random chick tries to land a few sloppy pecks on his royal rock star face.Sebastian and his wife Maria Bierk -- who were married since 1992 -- announced their impending divorce earlier in the day ... citing irreconcilable differences.Some will win, some will lose.More Sebastian BachSebastian Bach New Year's Resolution -- DivorceBoozy Sebastian Bach Rips Dr. Drew - 'What a Quack!' Sebastian Bach Arrest -- Caught on TapeHe's got one of the all time greatest rock singing voices. [Read the full article]

Lindsay Lohan's already in trouble for breaking the law in Beverly Hills -- cops decorated the actresses Mercedes with a big, fat parking ticket yesterday while LiLo visited a friend. Lindsay seemed a little shocked by the citation -- which we're told will run her a cool $65.  Scofflaw.Poor dear probably can't afford the ticket. She just pleaded poverty to try to avoid rehab, after all.Geez - enough of this about Lindsey. Next thing you know TMZ will have "BREAKING NEWS - LINDSAY LOHAN HAS GAS - TRIPS ON WAY TO TOILET -BUTT EXPLODES". Why not report on important good stuff like what is OJ up to or how is Phil Spector holding up. Maybe throw in some news like Tiger taken off the cover of his own video game - you know - stuff we LIVE FOR.Still the same and she won't change. I hope she OD's so we can watch her mother flip out. [Read the full article]

"Hellcats" star Ashley Tisdale is a Hollywood golden girl ... literally.The former "High School Musical" star showed off her tantastic glow at the People's Choice Awards last night.Believe it or not, the naturally fair-skinned 25-year-old was born and raised on the Jersey shore.See alsoAmber Alert Issued for Tim McGrawAmber Alert Issued for Kelly RipaAmber Alert Issued for Ivana TrumpAmber Alert Issued for Jennifer Love HewittShe has a permanent PO'd look about her. And did she get the 'Ross from Friends' spray tan treatment?!Aside from her grown up look...THIS WAS THE WORST AWARDS SHOW EVER!!!!! IF I WERE QUEEN LATIFAH, I WOULD RUN AND HIDE FOR A VERY LONG TIME!!! This was horrible and embarrassing to watch. [Read the full article]

The homeless man with the golden radio voice revealed another shocking fact about his life this morning -- dude has NINE kids!!!Ted Williams just appeared on the "Today" show -- and when Matt Lauer asked where he thought he'd be in 5 years, Ted replied, "My kids will have love for me."Williams then explained he has 7 girls and 2 boys .... oh, and he's also a grandfather!!!See also'Golden Radio Voice' Guy -- Grounded in Ohio By No IDAll the best to him! He deserves whatever good fortune comes his way, his story is great. I'm going to eat double the mac and cheese now that he's the voiceover guy!I'm happy for him, and hopefully his family will not take advantage of this new found 'fame' and good fortune, but will support him and be the encouragement he needs. [Read the full article]