It's the song Spencer Pratt was too embarrassed to release -- an incredibly nonsensical attempt at rap about chicken wings ... counting eggs ... we have no idea ... but worst of all, it's actually not THAT bad.The details around the song are pretty fuzzy -- but we're told Spence recorded it at an L.A. studio last year ... and he was so ashamed of the final product ... it never saw the light of day ... until now.A sample of the lyrics -- "Money ain't a thing / Nothing but a chicken wing / Call me Mr. KFC / S dot P in the flesh."Okay, maybe it is that bad.More Heidi & SpencerHeidi Montag's Relationship Redux: "Spencer And I Are Great!"Speidi: What I Really Wanna Do Is Direct ... PornHeidi & Spencer -- $100,000 to Stay Out of the U.S.DAMN TMZ... [Read the full article]

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson hit up a strange party last week -- where the theme seemed to be bleeding from the eyes and weird 3D type glasses. The horror-themed party went down last Thursday, a birthday gathering for a mutual friend. A spy at the party tells TMZ LiLo and Sam only stayed about an hour ... and neither of them drank. As for those crazy glasses ... we're told the user is supposed to wear them with their eyes closed ...  and lights placed inside the frame FLASH along with the beat of the music to create a "tripped out effect."It's good to see the only way Lindsay is tripping ... is through technology.More Lindsay LohanLindsay Lohan -- I'm Done Clubbing! (Seriously)Lindsay's Accuser Wanted For Sit-Down With D.A.Lindsay Lohan Made Photo Deal With Betty Ford ChickAgree with #1.Also, Sam Ronson = the biggest piece of crap DJ that ever existed. [Read the full article]

Howard Stern's favorite 79-pound porn star claims the fashion world is so obsessed with plus size people -- that the needs of TINY women have been ignored -- and now she's doing something about it. TMZ has learned ... Lil' Lupe Fuentes has launched her own fashion line geared at the little people called Sexy Little Angel -- and the only sizes she offers are Small, Petite and Tiny. Lupe -- who's 4'9" -- tells us, "In America, there are all of the plus size stores for those who are big, or overweight, when the ideal for many is to be thin and fit."She adds, "I have nothing against women who are overweight, but I can’t shop in their stores."Clearly, she's never been to Abercrombie, Guess, Splendid, Alice and Olivia, Forever 21, Baby Gap...See alsoKelsey Grammer's a Cross-Dresser ... [Read the full article]

The "American Idol" wannabe who was introduced on "A.I." as a singing waitress at a New York diner was "let go" from her gig at the eatery after the show got in the way of her work schedule ... TMZ has learned.  When Devyn Rush got her golden ticket to Hollywood, sources close to the singer tell us she informed her bosses at Ellen's Stardust Diner in NYC about her trip and expected to have a job when she returned. But, we're told, when Rush got back and asked about her schedule, she was informed that her services would no longer be needed. Staff members at Ellen's tell us they simply couldn't hold Devyn's position because the Hollywood trip happened to line up in the midst of the diner's "busy season" ... and they needed to fill the spot. A rep for the diner tells us the issue is still in "limbo" -- and both sides are trying to reach an amicable resolution. [Read the full article]