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Quentin Tarantino is going to WAR with his famous neighbor -- claiming the guy owns a ton of exotic birds that constantly emit "blood-curdling screams" ... and it's affecting Q's ability to write scripts!Ironically, the guy Tarantino is feuding with is another Academy Award winning writer -- Alan Ball -- the guy who wrote "American Beauty" and created "True Blood."According to Quentin's lawsuit, filed today in L.A. County Superior Court, Tarantino claims ever since Ball installed an "exotic bird menagerie" -- Quentin has been forced to endure the "obnoxious pteradactyl-like screams" of the macaw birds. In fact, Q claims the noise has "seriously disrupted [his] ability to work as a writer in his home."Tarantino says he tried to amicably resolve the matter with Ball -- but Alan has "done little to eliminate the macaws' daily cacophony" ... so he wants the judge to force Ball to silence them once and for all. [Read the full article] Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake are each back on the market -- because their relationship is positively kaput ... this according to a source close to the former couple. We're told the break-up was a pretty mutual decision ... and both parties still "love and respect each other." The two had been dating since 2007.UPDATE: The couple's reps released a joint statement confirming the split -- and saying, "The two remain friends and continue to hold the highest level of love and respect for each other."Didn't think it was going to last. Almost 4 years and he still didn't put a ring on it? Time to move on. They were a cute couple though.She was probably abusing Justin. That's why he got broken off. I mean... that's why he broke it off.I'm a woman, and I can't stand women who have to put other's down. She is beautiful!! stop being jealous!!!!!She is beautiful... any woman who says otherwise is one jealous biatchhh. [Read the full article] Charlie Sheen is promising MORE warlock mayhem -- and he'll be unleashing it all ON STAGE ... in the form of his new one-man show called "My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat Is Not an Option" ... TMZ has learned.It's kicking off in less than a month -- blowing through Detroit on April 2 ... and hitting Chicago the very next day.No details about the performance have been released yet -- but given Charlie's numerous theatrical diatribes in recent weeks ... everyone should have a good idea of what to expect.Tickets go on sale this Saturday. Duh.See alsoSheen Sues Warner Bros. & Lorre for $100 MillionDenise Richards: Stay Away From Our Kids, Charlie!Sheen Cooking Show -- 'My Hands Are Rated by Zagat'So many sheep here. So unaware of the world around you, blissfully floating through the quagmire that is your consciousness.Believing that your petty judgments and warped perceptions will somehow make a difference in a world that has left you behind. [Read the full article] 
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